Some Things Will Never Change

Some things never change at America Farm, like how we like to go around helping people. Below, a funny fellow and restauranteer named Niccolo de Quatrrociocchi recalls how Ethiopia was liberated, back in the day. 

“…But at last I started earning my bread, butter, caviar and champagne. However, even though, as one of our great Presidents used to say (in private), you can fool all of the people most of the time, things started to become a little dull around [New York] town.

It was different on the other side of the world. Over there, when in doubt, something is done about it. Ethiopa was becoming an aggressor nation and was putting itself in line for the Liberation Cure. Some of the natives were throwing spears at Fascist planes, and this sort of thing had to be stopped. That made the British and Americans talk about sanctions – which are all right in their proper place, just so long as the sale of gas and oil is not halted. It took some time to work out the ideal solution, but finally the peace-loving nations came to a  working arrangement with the Fascists, sanctions were applied and Fascist legions rolled into Ethiopia on American gas and oil. So everybody was happy – except possibly the uninitiated Ethiopians…” from Love and Dishes by Niccolo de Quattrociocchi of El Borracho, copyright by the Bobbs-Merrill Company, 1950.

Long Live Comrade Warman!

We haven’t got to Commandment Number 7 yet, but when we do, we’ll find it the same as Commandment Number 7 in the famous Animal Farm, that is “All animals are created equal”.  Many animals have trouble with this one. They think and they say insulting things about other breeds that aren’t allowed. Like this little filly, Jessica Beaumont of Americafarm, Canada. Beaumont thought bad thoughts about homosexuals, Jews and blacks (all legally protected groups in America Farm), and even worse, she posted these thoughts on the internet where anyone could see them, as if she believed she had freedom of expression or something. 

 http://www.chrt-tcdp.gc.ca/search/view_html.asp?doid=874&lg=_e&isruling=0#998662

Fortunately, Comrade Warman was on the job, diligently, even maniacally,  jotting down notes on things not permitted to be said in America Farm. Yay for him! Young Beaumont was dragged before the Human Rights Tribunal and we hope she has learned, this ain’t Manor Farm anymore, it’s America Farm! You think and say what the government tells you on America Farm, or else. For Beaumont, the “or else” comes down to handing her ten dollar an hour paycheck over to the glorius Comrade Warman for the foreseeable future. That’ll teach her.

Commandment Number Four

A day in America Farm without some kind of Nazi Brouhaha is like a day without sunshine. Day after day,  week after week, year after year, fresh stories spill out about Nazi art thieves, Nazi spies, neo-Nazi grave vandals, Nazi slurs, Nazi holocaust survivors, Hitler, Goerring, Goebbels, and by the way we have new books on the Nazis! A google search for Nazi news this morning will turn up over 9,000 items. “Nazi” is the most popular internet search in many countries. Yes, we have Nazis on the mass mind here in America Farm.

And that brings us to Commandment Number Four, “No animal shall wear a Nazi costume for Halloween.”

Halloween, as we all know, is the day on which we in America Farm celebrate death and murder in a cute way. Every year, it’s bound to happen that some teen-age boy will dress up in a Hitler costume with mustache or a generic Nazi costume. Bingo! Another Nazi Brouhaha will follow.  Hitler costumes and Nazi costumes are NOT PERMITTED in America Farm on any occasion, except in organized show business. Some youngsters have to learn this the hard way. The reason Nazi costumes are allowed on TV, in movies and in plays is because…because… Well, I really don’t know why, but they ARE allowed on TV and they are not allowed on Halloween. That’s it! Period! End of discussion! Just try and wear one and you will find out.

Commandment Number Three

 ”No white animal shall ever say he thinks black animals have low IQs.” This one is very important, beasts of America Farm. Dr. James Watson made such a comment, and he is lucky he got off so lightly, merely being forced out of his position. He’s lucky he’s not in jail!

“…James Watson, famous for DNA research but widely condemned for recent comments about [LOW] intelligence levels among blacks, retired Thursday from his post at a prestigious research institution. 
Watson, 79, and the Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory in New York announced his departure a week after the lab suspended him. He was chancellor of the institution, and his retirement took effect immediately…”

The Right Not to Be Insulted

A curious comparison:

World Book Encyclopedia, circa 1950s, under “Murder”: “…if a person is slapped in the face and then kills the person who slapped him, the killing is usually considered a manslaughter. Punishments for manslaughter are less severe than for murder.”

World Book Encyclopedia, circa 1960s, under “Murder”: “…If a person is highly insulted and then kills the person who insulted him, the law may consider the killing manslaughter. Punishments for manslaughter are less severe than for murder.”

Wikipedia, today, under “Hate Crimes”: In England and Wales criminal actions are considered hate crimes if they are perceived by the victim as being motivated by prejudice and hatred. Hate crimes may be physical attack, verbal attack,  threats, or insults and will be considered a hate crime if they are motivated by the victims race, colour, ethnic origin, nationality or national origins, religion, gender or gender identity, sexual orientation or disability…”

So far, England and Wales are the only countries that mention insults under “hate crimes”, but the Pigs in the Farmhouse have recently passed a new hate crime law and if the President signs it, the little critters of America Farm  (Christians and whites not included) will get this valuable new right not to be insulted, ever so much more important than the right to free speech.

Stopping the debate

“Ignorant” and “Racist” are both words used in America Farm to stop a certain kind of banned thought that has been expressed. (“Bigot” used to be popular back in the 60s, but you don’t hear that word so much anymore.) You see, we do have freedom of speech in Americafarm, but it is not absolute. There are limits to freedom. Some people have a hard time understanding this, and they start yammering about “yelling fire in a crowded theater”, but don’t be confused. What it really boils down to is this – self-appointed Censors will jump up to censor you whenever you challenge the core values of Americafarm. The uproar over Dr. James Watson’s remarks is an example of this process in action. There is no difference between the races in Americafarm, although, if you would like to talk about any race being superior to the white race, you may feel free to do so. Got that?  If Watson had said he thought the Africans were smartest race of all, he would not be censored. He would be giving his speech today at the Museum. If he had said all Africa’s problems were due to stupid rednecks, dumb blondes, or Euro Trash, he would be giving his speech today and he would be considered quite a lovable and witty fellow all across Americafarm. But he said testing showed Africans weren’t as smart as “we” are. Perhaps he could be right about those test results, but even if he is, he’s wrong because he said it out loud. Now Dr. Watson must be  labelled “Ignorant Racist” and stuck in a Museum of Intolerance where he will finish his miserable life as an exhibit showing the bad things that will happen to you if you express thoughts banned in Americafarm. Don’t feel sorry for him. He deserves it!

Let the crawling begin!

Dr. Watson (love that name!) has apologized unreservedly for his remarks about the intelligence of Africans. He has also stated that he didn’t mean what he said. Nobody’s buying it. The Mass Mind of Americafarm speaks loudly and with one voice on this issue,  with Mayor Livingstone  (Yes, London is a part of Americafarm!) summing it up ever so neatly and sweetly, below.

“London’s Science Museum canceled a sold-out lecture he [Watson]was to give there Friday. The mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, said his comments “represent racist propaganda [SMACK!] masquerading as scientific fact…. That a man of such academic distinction could make such ignorant [SMACK!] comments, which are utterly offensive [SMACK!] and incorrect and give succor to the most backward [SMACK!] in our society, demonstrates why racism [SMACK!] still has to be fought. [SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]“

(That smacking sound we hear is Dr. Watson’s head being slapped into next Thursday.)

Everyone is entitled to his opinion…

…unless it upsets the thought police! Another old crackpot has rattled the cages in Americafarm by denying one of our most cherished beliefs, which is “If you wish something hard enough, it will come true!”

 ”…James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unravelling of DNA who now runs one of America’s leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London.

The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when “testing” [EVIDENCE] suggested the contrary. He claimed genes responsible for creating differences in human intelligence could be found within a decade.

The newly formed Equality and Human Rights Commission, successor to the Commission for Racial Equality, said it was studying Dr Watson’s remarks “in full”. [THE RED QUEEN SAID "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"] Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really”. He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but “people who have to deal with black employees find this not true”.

His views are also reflected in a book published next week, in which he writes: “There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically. Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so…”

Human Rights Commissions everywhere immediately leaped into action, hoping to shut up Dr. Watson and his all too human opinions. It is expected he will be made to crawl, because Dr. Watson has thought bad thoughts, and said “Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah” to equality. Old crackpots from the Age of Meritocracy often have a sick need to do this and it is extremely offensive.

All the little animals in Americafarm should know by now, the only permitted answer when asked your opinion about race, gender, lifestyle choice, religious beliefs, etc. is “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE, NONE WHATSOEVER!” Hello! That’s Commandment Number One. 

Exactly What We’re Facing

On America Farm we really like it when someone comes along and  ”changes our consciousness” for us. This is also called programming or brainwashing, I do believe.

Often Americans find their consciousness changed by books, TV, movies, and the radio stations. Usually Americans like it when this happens; they consider it a “mystical” and almost supernatural event. 

Americans that DON’T like their consciousness being changed are considered “crack pots” and usually only old, recently retired crack pots dare speak out on the process.

“One of the world’s foremost meteorologists has called the theory that helped Al Gore share the Nobel Peace Prize “ridiculous” and the product of “people who don’t understand how the atmosphere works”.

Dr William Gray, a pioneer in the science of seasonal hurricane forecasts, told a packed lecture hall at the University of North Carolina that humans were not responsible for the warming of the earth.

His comments came on the same day that the Nobel committee honoured Mr Gore for his work in support of the link between humans and global warming.

“We’re brainwashing our children,” said Dr Gray, 78, a long-time professor at Colorado State University. “They’re going to the Gore movie [An Inconvenient Truth] and being fed all this. It’s ridiculous.”

At his first appearance since the award was announced in Oslo, Mr Gore said: “We have to quickly find a way to change the world’s consciousness about exactly what we’re facing.”

Mr Gore shared the Nobel prize with the United Nations climate panel for their work in helping to galvanise international action against global warming.

But Dr Gray, whose annual forecasts of the number of tropical storms and hurricanes are widely publicised, said a natural cycle of ocean water temperatures – related to the amount of salt in ocean water – was responsible for the global warming that he acknowledges has taken place.

However, he said, that same cycle meant a period of cooling would begin soon and last for several years.

“We’ll look back on all of this in 10 or 15 years and realise how foolish it was,” Dr Gray said. -Lytte in the Sydney Morning Herald