Archive for March, 2008

Chronic Holocaust Remorse is Good For You

March 30, 2008

“Chronic remorse, as all the moralists are agreed, is a most undesirable sentiment. If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time. On no account brood over your wrongdoing. Rolling in the muck is not the best way of getting clean. ” Aldous Huxley, in his foreward to the 1959 edition of Brave New World. 

Of course Mr. Huxley wasn’t talking about the HOLOCAUST, for which we could never have too much brooding, guilt, shame, horror, sickness, nor could we have  too many museums, movies, books, essays, school courses, or memorial ceremonies. In fact, the farther away in time the Holocaust gets, the MORE we have to keep rolling in the muck and brooding over our wrongdoing, even if we weren’t born until after 1945.  When (non-Jewish) American school children leave the Holocaust Museum, we hope they feel damn guilty, if they didn’t already. On the other hand, we in Americafarm rarely brood about the wrongdoing of today, because, after all, nothing anybody could do today could possibly compare in bad behavior to what Hitler and the Nazis did to the Jews (and others). It’s absurd to try to make comparisons, and also very likely an anti-Semitic thought crime.

There is no confessional at the Holocaust Museum where you can have your always potentially anti-Semitic soul washed clean.  In this way the Holocaust Memorial Religion is superior to earlier religious cults such as Roman Catholic. Catholic Guilt Trips Bad, Holocaust Remorse Good.

Obama’s Grandmother and Black Crime

March 21, 2008

Barack Obama has told the press his white grandmother feels fear when she sees a young black man on the street. But what is she afraid of? She is afraid of becoming a white victim of black crime, something not unheard of in Americafarm. I know an old white lady who has had her purse stolen three times, each time by a black man. Once a young black man entered the card shop where she worked, knocked over a rack of cards, and then stole her purse from behind the counter when she went to clean up the mess. (He then took her purse to Sears and bought some tires.) The next time she was walking across a parking lot, and a black man walked by her, pretending to limp. When he got close, he snatched her purse and ran away. The last time she was in a Backyard Burgers at a booth with her elderly husband and her purse was on the seat next to her. A young black man walked by, grabbed her purse and ran out the door. As you can see, none of these events happened on a public street. These black men were out, prowling around, looking for unsuspecting old white ladies to victimize. But such is the quaint nature of “discussing race” in Americafarm that we just pretend that white ladies afraid of blacks are the problem here! We’re funny that way!

Milk Cows of Germany muttering amongst themselves

March 20, 2008

After Merkel’s shocking speech in Israel, where she promised The Pigs in the Farmhouse even more milk, the Cows of Americafarm, Germany are reportedly choking on their cuds and plotting to DO SOMETHING!

 Article by Michael James on Rense.com:

http://www.national-anthems.net/forum/article/rec.travel.europe/1012517

This article goes amazingly mystic in the middle, reflecting the deep need of Americafarm for a Saviour. Stick with it to the end.